Space Vikings: 007

Title: Jesus Saves
Page: 007

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THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Yes, that is a Dashboard Jesus. Yes, it is covering Dance Commander's crotch. No, this is not a bash on Christianity or Catholicism. It's a Dashboard Jesus attached to Dance Commander's Crotchbox. Why? Because it was on the list of things to put on DC's CB. And because I could google it really quickly.

PS: Readers. Suggest things to attach to DC's crotchbox. Because the Dashboard Jesus? Is only there for this panel. Yes. That's Right. Dance Commander is EPIC in that every panel has a different item attached to the crotchbox. From Dashboard Jesus to Elmo Telephone, to Slurpie Machines and Megaman X's helmet.

...I'm still going to get lynched for this

[now to finish those sketches of Barus and Tesehxirti~]